Certain things in this world are an absolute certainty; you can’t wear white after Labor Day, nobody likes the tax man, and you’re always going to hear absurdly loud music when drinking at a bar, usually played by a tone-deaf white dude with an acoustic guitar. In particular, these 10 songs seem to be on every bar’s perpetual playlist.
If I hear one more douchebag with an acoustic guitar playing “Wonderwall” I’m gonna lose my mind.
It’s not a night out unless a group of girls are shrieking along to “Livin’ On A Prayer.”
Or a bunch of drunken morons ruining Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.”
Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” is played so often by random dudes in bars that I honestly had to look up who it was originally by.
The songs get even more ridiculous from here…