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10 Lyrics That Prove Limp Bizkit Was The Stupidest Band Of The 90s
Limp Bizkit exist as a perpetual reminder about just how bad our taste in music was in the late 90s and early 2000s. They've sold millions of albums and performed worldwide, and yet the only band the internet likes making fun of even more is Nickelback. Of course, when you have songs with lyrics like these 10, you make the internet's job pretty easy.
"Nookie"
I did it all for the nookie, c’mon
The nookie, c’mon,
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your… yeah!
Because nothing says a song about doing the horizontal Monster Mash quite like telling someone to use a cookie as a suppository.
"Nobody Loves Me"
Nobody loves me, nobody cares
Nobody loves me, nobody owes me a thing
Nobody loves me, nobody cares
Nobody loves me, maybe I’ll go eat worms
The most hardcore of rap verses; ripping off a playground song.
"Rollin' "
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up.
Tell me what cha` gonna do now.
It's like the hokey-pokey but for douchebags.
If you thought those were bad, wait 'til you see the rest...
"Show Me What You Got"
I thank God, mom & dad,
Adriana, the sky, for the love I feel inside,
Jordan, my phat ass band,
Without ‘em I’d be nothin’ but a pumpkin shoved inside a can
The lyrics start out simple enough with dedications to important people in Durst's life, only to get completely sidewinded at the end by a line that makes no sense at all.
"Show Me What You Got" (Again)
Comin’ raw with no corrections,
Savin’ all perfections for what I do with my erections
Seriously, as if we thought that song couldn't get worse than that first verse.
"Boiler"
Maybe life is up and down,
But my life’s been what till now?
I crawled up your butt somehow,
And that’s when things got turned around
...I've got nothing. What do you even say to that?
"The One"
We could give it a try 'cause you never know
Maybe we could be soul mates
But maybe not or maybe so
If you never try then you'll never know
The grass could be greener
And it'll always be greener on the other side
But you just never know this could be the one.
The most half-assed love song since "All Out Of Love."
"Break Stuff"
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Seriously, this is the guy who said in "Rollin'" that other rappers need to get some better rhymes?
"Hot Dog"
"If I say 'f**k' two more times,
That's forty-six 'f**k's in this f**ked up rhyme"
Fred, rappers had been dropping the F-bomb for at least a decade before you wrote this song, there's nothing impressive here.
"Rearranged"
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down
Guys, stop. Just stop. Stop trying to use metaphor. Stop trying to be intelligent. Stop trying. Stop.