12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can’t Believe Made It To Stores

Toys were one of the best parts of growing up, and just about every cartoon, movie, or game we loved definitely tried to market itself to us in some way (even when it was for something R-rated). Sometimes, these toys really needed a second glance from the marketing team, as more than a few of them seem more… adult than is appropriate.

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E.T. Finger Light

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Knickerbocker

Big Hugs Elmo

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Hasbro

Superman Snuggler

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
DC

Dora The Explorer Aquapet

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Aquapets

Mickey Mouse Microphone

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Disney

Buzz Lightyear Cup

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Disney

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Two Finger Squirter

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Excite

Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Disney

What’s Yours Like?

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Patch Products

Inflatable Wolverine Pillow

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Marvel

Bikini Bottom Groom & Go

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
Nickelodeon

Batman Squirt Gun

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
DC

Did you have any inappropriate kids toys? Share in the comments!

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Emma C
Freelance Writer