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10 Awful English Translations In Video Games That Will Make You Laugh

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For most of the time that video games have existed, the grand majority of them have come from Japan. While many Japanese game companies had North American branches to handle translating their games into English, some had to rely on third parties. The results were sometimes questionable, and in the case of these 10, unintentionally hilarious.

Zero Wing (Sega Master System)

Sega

Bubble Bobble (Arcade/NES)

Taito

Ikari Warriors (Arcade/NES)

SNK

Aero Fighters 2 (Arcade)

Video System Contents

Contra III: The Alien Wars (SNES)

Konami

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Ghostbusters (NES)

Activision

Metal Gear (NES)

Konami

Pro Wrestling (NES)

Konami

Samurai Shodown (Arcade)

SNK

Super Mario Sunshine (Gamecube)

Nintendo

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