Pop Culture | Video Games | 90s

15 Annoying Things We Definitely Don't Miss About Playing Video Games In The '90s

Do we wish we could go back in time, and play all our favorite classic video games without worrying about jobs, family, or other distractions?

Absolutely. But while we're making wishes, there's a few other things we'd like to change. Yes, we made a lifetime of happy memories with our old games, but they could be a real pain some times. Technological limitations, bad design, and bizarre choices made gaming in the '90s a pretty stressful experience.

Here's 15 things we don't miss about gaming in the '90s:

1. Running out of batteries for your handheld consoles

Four AAs could get you about 15 hours of play time from a classic Game Boy, but you probably wound up with way less. And unless you carried batteries around with you like a walking Radio Shack, you had to wait to get home and swap them out.

Cyberia PC

And that was a console with a good battery life. Pour one out for the Game Gear owners, who only got 5 hours at most from 6 AA batteries.

2. Trying to reach a save point before your parents turned off the console

Giant Bomb

"Moooom! I can't just turn it off! No, don't hit the reset button, please!"

3. Games with insane difficulty levels

Yes, we like a challenge as much as the next person, but our fine motor skills had barely developed when we were playing these games. The last few levels of Battletoads still torture us as adults, so what chance did we stand as fourth graders?

4. When they made a Mario Bros. movie....and it sucked

GameSpotWhat a letdown.

"Who's this weirdo, and where's the real Bowser? What's the deal with the crazy mushrooms? Why don't the Goombas look anything like the characters from the games? Who thought this movie was a good idea in the first place?!"

5. Loading....screens

At least some were entertaining.

6. Trying to remember cheat codes with no help from the internet

At least we could depend on Nintendo Power.Planet Arbitrary

Now was that up, up, down, down, or was it down, down, up, up? I guess I'll just sit here entering codes until I remember it, or my fingers fall off. Whichever comes first.

7. Games that made you copy down really long level passwords

TruffleShuffle

To continue this article from entry number eight, just enter this code: A7HQ24TYM98CY0QN8FNKC67.

Or you could click to the next page. Whatever's easiest.

8. Spending minutes blowing in cartridges to make them work

Spoiler alert: this probably won't work.

Or even worse: fooling yourself into thinking a CD that looks like the surface of the moon will still work if you rub it with a kleenex. Give it up kid, you'll just have to buy a new copy of Chrono Cross.

Remove and Replace

9. Renting games, then being forced to give them back

Despite playing it for the entire weekend, you barely made a dent in Final Fantasy 7, and it's got to go back to Blockbuster. Oh well, you can try again next week.

Retro Daze

Speaking of renting out games, remember that copy of Mario Kart you lent your cousin last month? Yeah, you're never gonna see it again.

10. Excruciating water levels

NerdBacon

In the '90s, it seemed like there was a law mandating that every game needed one of these levels, and they were almost always the worst part of the game.

Zelda Dungeon

11. Trying to remember a Fatality and totally blowing your chance

Dorkly

"I swear I did the inputs but the game didn't do anything! Your copy must be busted or something."

12. Having to combine consoles to upgrade them

Looks totally normal to me.GamingHistory101

This was basically DLC for your gaming hardware, and if you were a dedicated Sega fan you had a small tower of consoles in your living room.

13. Deleting one of your save files by accident

Turtle Hermit WaspinatoR / YouTube

Ok, we still do this sometimes, but it was a lot more common (and emotionally painful) when we were young.

14. Game Over screens

We're really spoiled these days, because most games don't have traditional Game Overs like they once did. But if you're replayed any of your old games, you know how aggravating it is to see those letters over, and over, and over.

15. Trying to play your Game Boy in the dark with no backlight

What, you didn't buy one of those crazy monster lights for your handheld systems?

Nickelodeon

Oh, and let's not forget the psychic trauma we suffered after renting this game as kids:

Share this list if you remember playing games in the '90s!

More Throwbacks

Video Games

Universal Studios Has Apparently Started Building The Nintendo Park And We're Screaming

While it's been known since 2015 that Nintendo was teaming up with Universal to create a park that would give all of us a chance to explore our dream worlds, it's been a long time before we got any news. But now, three years later, Universal has finally started building. I know, I'm screaming too. The best thing about this park is that while the first one is getting built in Japan, they aren't stopping at one. The Nintendo theme park will be coming to both Orlando AND Hollywood. That means we don't have to take these huge international trips

Video Games

Rumors Claim N64 Classic Console To Be Announced Soon, Here's What We Know So Far

Apparently the announcement of whether or not the N64 Classic will exist isn't what we need to be worried about, it's more of a when will it be coming out. Nintendo's just had a big showcase called Nintendo Direct that highlights all of their upcoming projects, and many sources claimed that it would be the day that the official details of the N64 classic would be released.Nintendo Direct is a big deal every year for gamers, and with this year's release of the new Super Smash Bros. game, fans have good reason to celebrate. But right now, people are

90s

Your Favorite 'Mario Kart 64' Character Reveals The Truth About Your Personality

Playing Mario Kart was one of the most important things that you could do as a child. It was how you were going to develop that mental acuity needed in your day-to-day life. Sure, you could learn some things at school, but Mario Kart taught us problem solving in ways that were actually fun. You learned how to wait until someone was going over the big jump in Wario's Stadium before you used your lightning power, you learned where the glitches and cheats were, and most importantly, you developed a bond with one of the characters.Anyone who has played

Video Games

Sony Is Bringing Back The Original PlayStation Just In Time For Christmas

It can't be easy to try and create a video game platform, especially one that people will continue coming back to for years. While we know people have gone completely bonkers over the Nintendo and Super Nintendo rereleases, apparently other old gaming systems have been keen to follow up. After a few years of watching their competition dominate the market, Sony has now decided to step into the ring and bring back their very first PlayStation console. PlayStation was first released in 1994, making it 23 years old this year. Thanks to games like Driver, Spyro the Dragon, and Twisted

Video Games

Duck Hunt "Secret" Is Going Viral Thanks To Seth Rogen

Duck Hunt is one of those games that managed to become an all-time favorite even though the premise was so simple. All you needed to do was shoot the ducks using that big ol' controller, but it was still super tricky. We all played it a lot though, whether it was because the game was actually fun or if it was because it was our only option, we can't ever be sure. The game may have come out in America in 1987, and was so popular it was actually added to more modern systems as a downloadable game. But there's

Pop Culture

The History of Roulette

Roulette is well-known as a classic casino game in both land-based and online casinos. It is based on the fundamentals of placing a bet to see where a ball will land once the wheel is spun. Offering a thrilling and elegant kind of entertainment, it has been popular for many years. But what are its origins, and how has it developed? Beginning of the Roulette WheelThere are various tales of where the Roulette wheel has its origins. The name itself points to where it was born; ‘roulette’ means ‘small wheel’ in French. Some sources date the formation of the game